Chuck Norris es la neta!

Como buenos "frikis", en mi salon se ha dado mucho el tema de Chuck Norris, nos hemos dado cuenta de que Chuck Norris es la neta.

Aqui dejo algunos facts que lo demuestran:

• Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.


• Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.


• Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.


• Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.


• Chuck Norris can divide by zero.


• Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land


• When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norrised.


• Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.


• Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.


• If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.